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Job Search Simulator Job Search Simulator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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One Chance One Chance

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I found a glitch
If you get to the ending where both his wife and daughter are killed

when you go to the park at the end you can see molly on his back until he walks

is that a glitch or is it supposed to be a ghost

The story and plot has been done a thousand times
but that doesn't mean this game is lacking

good graphics well selected music and alternate endings
and decent game play

10/10 & 5/5



Talk to Jebus V Talk to Jebus V

Rated 4 / 5 stars

all the same but thiss one stands out

most of your jebus games are the same
but i have to admit there were noticeable improvements in this one

i think that you should do a little but more
i have to admit it did make me laugh

"do you lick robotnicks pingas jebus"
"sure if you give me coupons"

any way i think you should do a non jebus move soon

is he black because along time ago
Madonna had a black person portray Jesus
and the church couldn't complain without being called racists
and jebus a comical miss spelling of uncertain origin
debating the nationality or ethnicity of Jesus
is pointless
he is fictional and generally assumed to be from Eurasia

if Jesus was real and what the church claims he is he could probably change his appearance
so it is pointless to debate his ethnicity

you have improved
or did majorseizure do everything
lol

its just a random answer generator


MajorSeizure responds:

No me and 'mandog' are not Christians and Jebus is black, originally 'mandog' had the idea of creating the opposite of Jesus but instead he just done a few things differently , like at the end of the last Jebus movies 'Jebus 'satan' christ' has logged out.
I never done EVERYTHING I just done most of the art (although there isn't much) I don't know anything about code so 'mandog' done it and he let me submit it for some odd reason (maybe he was just lazy).
Also I am his friend in real life, don't really hang around newgrounds much.

And it is a random answer generator but soon it wil be more then that.
'mandog' also commented:
''A comment? seems legit''
Thanks for your comment man :)


Blend Justin Bieber Blend Justin Bieber

Rated 2 / 5 stars

meh

not much to say
this needs alot of work

he needs to talk to confirm he is Justin Bieber.
bargain for his life
and slowly be torn apart

while complaining


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Destroy Spongebob Destroy Spongebob

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not good

you said "In attempt to bring some good ol' assassin into the portal"
this is very reminiscent of old assassin games

the bad thing is you can only shoot him in 1 order
so you basically are just trying to find the next button

but sponge bob should actually give a shit he is being shot

this is way to short

but the mission accomplished thing made me laugh

but get some more animation it he moved or tried to defend himself
it may be a little more fun

why not get some sound clips from the show and use them in this maybe it would be funnier


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Windows 98 Errors Windows 98 Errors

Rated 0 / 5 stars

bad

i hardly consider this SLIDE SHOW to be worthy of the portal

all you did is put some text in an error message generator
and shove it in this crappy flash

just make a bbs post if you are going to do this

for fuck sake this is not worth being a flash

you should put something worth while next time

dont make another of these use the bbs
that is what it is there for


TheMadWasp responds:

This flash required programming too.
And to tell you the truth, their is effort in this.
The BBS is NOT for this since it only allows 1 picture.


Loopy Fruits Loopy Fruits

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

to small

i suggest you make a dozen of these
cram them into 1 flash file and add a menu
people will like it better if you do that

this flash was well made but there is not enough to keep the player entertained for long



Street Life Street Life

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cool game

this game is actually quite fun

could have been longer

maybe when you get beat up
you could have woke up in the hospital

but that would make th file bigger and back in 2000 internet was slow



Kick People In The Balls Kick People In The Balls

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

fun

this was buggy
and ppl move 2 fast but it was a good laugh



Run 'Em Down Run 'Em Down

Rated 3 / 5 stars

lol

this game is infested with bugs
but the humor was good
it was funny